About Future Prezzy Bell

Your future President was born in Whiskeytown, USA, the historical home of America’s booze. She attended college for an absurdly long time, but is a homegrown, down-to-earth, red-blooded American who is just as stupid as anybody else.

She has made her home in Solar City, USA, and much like Icarus, has flown too close to the sun. The giddiness of flight led her to the formerly impossible dream of helping America shed its hot wax of stagnation and plunge into the sea of progress.